David: When I grow up, I hope my wife will like cats.
Me: Well, here's the thing. You ask the girl while you are dating if she likes cats and if she doesn't, you don't marry her. You aren't going to marry someone who doesn't like cats, right?
David (looking thoughtful): No, I won't.
Me: Problem solved! I knew before I married your dad that he likes cats. Otherwise I wouldn't have married him.
That's the Truth!
I saw a T-shirt recently that said:
"There are two types of people in the world. Those who like cats and idiots."
That's the Truth!
(This was written by my daughter, Karen.)